Donnerstag, 29. Oktober 2026
The Cosmic Farce Carlos Castaneda arrived in February, with a kilo of wood screws in his hair. Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time, "We need more vodka!" — and that’s no rhyme. Seventeen Indians, amidst the gusting wind, built something strange from screws and canopies pinned. Machiavelli cried, "A strategic masterstroke!" While Marcel Proust in his own memories soaked. Ernest Rossi measured time, purely in his mind, as Bell’s Theorem called out, "Everything is vast— yet all connected—be it a carrot or a spirit!" The carrots nodded: "How sexy, how hot!" Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann, and Thomas de Quincey devised a plan: "Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka! And off we go—like greased-up rockets—right now!" The number 6969 hovered in the air, bestowing a dream upon every screwdriver there. The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand, while the carrots engaged in things far more risqué. But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart: Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art! A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine, the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to be defined. Machiavelli shouted, "Power belongs to those who screw!" Rilke composed verses, quiet and true. Rumi smiled: "Everything is one, my friend— even a kilo of wood screws that never cry out." Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide: "You’re all far too mad for Earth-time to abide!" It invited them all—shamans, dogs, and poets, carrots and crates—things never to be forgotten. And even today, when the sun shines in February, one can hear a St. Bernard weeping in the cosmos: “One more sip! One more screw! Just one more!” For 6969—that is the cosmic club. Verse 1 Carlos arrived with screws, St. Bernards barked aloud, seventeen Native Americans built a totem pole that dared to stand tall. Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!” Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam. Chorus Oh, 6969, you magical number, Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad, and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all! Verse 2 Bell tore time right in two, Egypt came passing through, the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover, and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!” Rumi smiled, gentle and vast: “All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!” Chorus Oh, 6969, you magical number, Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad, and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all! Verse 3 Then a UFO appeared, wide and gleaming: “You’re all too crazy—hop aboard, thanks!” Everyone climbed in: the poets, the dogs, the carrots, the crates, and the screws—all of them. And ever since, the cosmos sings into the night: “One more round! One more screw! One more battle!” Chorus Oh, 6969, you magical number, Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad, and a carrot dances, erotically clad! A Cosmic Caper Carlos Castaneda arrived in February, with a kilo of wood screws in his hair. Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time, “We need more vodka!”—and that’s no rhyme. Seventeen Native Americans, caught in the breeze, built something from screws and canopies. Machiavelli cried, “A strategic masterstroke!” While Marcel Proust in his memories soaked. Ernest Rossi measured time in his mind, as Bell’s Theorem called out, “Everything’s entwined— connected, be it a carrot or a spirit!” The carrots nodded: “How sexy, how hot—let’s hear it!” Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann, while Thomas de Quincey devised a plan: “Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka! And off like greased rockets—right now, voilà!” The number 6969 floated through the air, granting a dream to every screwdriver there. The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand, the carrots engaged in acts far more erotic and grand. But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart: Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art! A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine, the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to align. Machiavelli shouted, “Power belongs to those who screw!” Rilke composed verses, undisturbed and true. Rumi smiled: “Everything is one, my friend— even a kilo of wood screws, which never cry out in the end.” Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide: “You’re all far too crazy for Earth-time to abide!” It invited everyone: shamans, dogs, poets, carrots, and crates—things one never forgets. And even today, when the sun shines in February, one can hear a Saint Bernard weeping in the cosmos: “Another sip! Another screw! Just one more!” For 6969—that is the cosmic club. “Screws in the Cosmos” Verse 1 Carlos arrived with screws, Saint Bernards barked aloud, seventeen Native Americans built a totem that dared to stand tall. Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!” Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam. Chorus Oh, 6969, you magical number, Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad, and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all! Verse 2 Bell tore time right in two, Egypt came passing through, the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover, and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!” Rumi smiled, gentle and vast: “All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!” Chorus Oh, 6969, you magical number, Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad, and The carrot dances erotically inside! Verse 3 Then came a UFO, wide and bright: “You’re all too crazy—hop in, alright!” Everyone climbed aboard—the poets, the dogs, the carrots, the crates, and the screws, too. And ever since, the cosmos sings through the night: “Another round! Another screw! Another fight!” Chorus Oh, 6969, you magical number, Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad, and the carrot dances erotically inside!
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The Cosmic Farce
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
"We need more vodka!" — and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Indians, amidst the gusting wind,
built something strange from screws and canopies pinned.
Machiavelli cried, "A strategic masterstroke!"
While Marcel Proust in his own memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time, purely in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, "Everything is vast—
yet all connected—be it a carrot or a spirit!"
The carrots nodded: "How sexy, how hot!"
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
and Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
"Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off we go—like greased-up rockets—right now!"
The number 6969 hovered in the air,
bestowing a dream upon every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
while the carrots engaged in things far more risqué.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to be defined.
Machiavelli shouted, "Power belongs to those who screw!"
Rilke composed verses, quiet and true.
Rumi smiled: "Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws that never cry out."
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
"You’re all far too mad for Earth-time to abide!"
It invited them all—shamans, dogs, and poets,
carrots and crates—things never to be forgotten. And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a St. Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“One more sip! One more screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
St. Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem pole that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 3
Then a UFO appeared, wide and gleaming:
“You’re all too crazy—hop aboard, thanks!”
Everyone climbed in: the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws—all of them.
And ever since, the cosmos sings into the night:
“One more round! One more screw! One more battle!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances, erotically clad!
A Cosmic Caper
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
“We need more vodka!”—and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Native Americans, caught in the breeze,
built something from screws and canopies.
Machiavelli cried, “A strategic masterstroke!”
While Marcel Proust in his memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, “Everything’s entwined—
connected, be it a carrot or a spirit!”
The carrots nodded: “How sexy, how hot—let’s hear it!”
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
while Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
“Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off like greased rockets—right now, voilà!”
The number 6969 floated through the air,
granting a dream to every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
the carrots engaged in acts far more erotic and grand.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to align.
Machiavelli shouted, “Power belongs to those who screw!”
Rilke composed verses, undisturbed and true.
Rumi smiled: “Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws, which never cry out in the end.”
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
“You’re all far too crazy for Earth-time to abide!” It invited everyone: shamans, dogs, poets,
carrots, and crates—things one never forgets.
And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a Saint Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“Another sip! Another screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
“Screws in the Cosmos”
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
Saint Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and The carrot dances erotically inside!
Verse 3
Then came a UFO, wide and bright:
“You’re all too crazy—hop in, alright!”
Everyone climbed aboard—the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws, too.
And ever since, the cosmos sings through the night:
“Another round! Another screw! Another fight!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and the carrot dances erotically inside!
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
"We need more vodka!" — and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Indians, amidst the gusting wind,
built something strange from screws and canopies pinned.
Machiavelli cried, "A strategic masterstroke!"
While Marcel Proust in his own memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time, purely in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, "Everything is vast—
yet all connected—be it a carrot or a spirit!"
The carrots nodded: "How sexy, how hot!"
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
and Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
"Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off we go—like greased-up rockets—right now!"
The number 6969 hovered in the air,
bestowing a dream upon every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
while the carrots engaged in things far more risqué.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to be defined.
Machiavelli shouted, "Power belongs to those who screw!"
Rilke composed verses, quiet and true.
Rumi smiled: "Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws that never cry out."
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
"You’re all far too mad for Earth-time to abide!"
It invited them all—shamans, dogs, and poets,
carrots and crates—things never to be forgotten. And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a St. Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“One more sip! One more screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
St. Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem pole that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 3
Then a UFO appeared, wide and gleaming:
“You’re all too crazy—hop aboard, thanks!”
Everyone climbed in: the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws—all of them.
And ever since, the cosmos sings into the night:
“One more round! One more screw! One more battle!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances, erotically clad!
A Cosmic Caper
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
“We need more vodka!”—and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Native Americans, caught in the breeze,
built something from screws and canopies.
Machiavelli cried, “A strategic masterstroke!”
While Marcel Proust in his memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, “Everything’s entwined—
connected, be it a carrot or a spirit!”
The carrots nodded: “How sexy, how hot—let’s hear it!”
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
while Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
“Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off like greased rockets—right now, voilà!”
The number 6969 floated through the air,
granting a dream to every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
the carrots engaged in acts far more erotic and grand.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to align.
Machiavelli shouted, “Power belongs to those who screw!”
Rilke composed verses, undisturbed and true.
Rumi smiled: “Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws, which never cry out in the end.”
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
“You’re all far too crazy for Earth-time to abide!” It invited everyone: shamans, dogs, poets,
carrots, and crates—things one never forgets.
And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a Saint Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“Another sip! Another screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
“Screws in the Cosmos”
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
Saint Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and The carrot dances erotically inside!
Verse 3
Then came a UFO, wide and bright:
“You’re all too crazy—hop in, alright!”
Everyone climbed aboard—the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws, too.
And ever since, the cosmos sings through the night:
“Another round! Another screw! Another fight!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and the carrot dances erotically inside!
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
"We need more vodka!" — and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Indians, amidst the gusting wind,
built something strange from screws and canopies pinned.
Machiavelli cried, "A strategic masterstroke!"
While Marcel Proust in his own memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time, purely in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, "Everything is vast—
yet all connected—be it a carrot or a spirit!"
The carrots nodded: "How sexy, how hot!"
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
and Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
"Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off we go—like greased-up rockets—right now!"
The number 6969 hovered in the air,
bestowing a dream upon every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
while the carrots engaged in things far more risqué.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to be defined.
Machiavelli shouted, "Power belongs to those who screw!"
Rilke composed verses, quiet and true.
Rumi smiled: "Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws that never cry out."
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
"You’re all far too mad for Earth-time to abide!"
It invited them all—shamans, dogs, and poets,
carrots and crates—things never to be forgotten. And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a St. Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“One more sip! One more screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
St. Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem pole that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 3
Then a UFO appeared, wide and gleaming:
“You’re all too crazy—hop aboard, thanks!”
Everyone climbed in: the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws—all of them.
And ever since, the cosmos sings into the night:
“One more round! One more screw! One more battle!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances, erotically clad!
A Cosmic Caper
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
“We need more vodka!”—and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Native Americans, caught in the breeze,
built something from screws and canopies.
Machiavelli cried, “A strategic masterstroke!”
While Marcel Proust in his memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, “Everything’s entwined—
connected, be it a carrot or a spirit!”
The carrots nodded: “How sexy, how hot—let’s hear it!”
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
while Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
“Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off like greased rockets—right now, voilà!”
The number 6969 floated through the air,
granting a dream to every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
the carrots engaged in acts far more erotic and grand.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to align.
Machiavelli shouted, “Power belongs to those who screw!”
Rilke composed verses, undisturbed and true.
Rumi smiled: “Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws, which never cry out in the end.”
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
“You’re all far too crazy for Earth-time to abide!” It invited everyone: shamans, dogs, poets,
carrots, and crates—things one never forgets.
And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a Saint Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“Another sip! Another screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
“Screws in the Cosmos”
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
Saint Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and The carrot dances erotically inside!
Verse 3
Then came a UFO, wide and bright:
“You’re all too crazy—hop in, alright!”
Everyone climbed aboard—the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws, too.
And ever since, the cosmos sings through the night:
“Another round! Another screw! Another fight!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and the carrot dances erotically inside!
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
"We need more vodka!" — and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Indians, amidst the gusting wind,
built something strange from screws and canopies pinned.
Machiavelli cried, "A strategic masterstroke!"
While Marcel Proust in his own memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time, purely in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, "Everything is vast—
yet all connected—be it a carrot or a spirit!"
The carrots nodded: "How sexy, how hot!"
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
and Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
"Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off we go—like greased-up rockets—right now!"
The number 6969 hovered in the air,
bestowing a dream upon every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
while the carrots engaged in things far more risqué.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to be defined.
Machiavelli shouted, "Power belongs to those who screw!"
Rilke composed verses, quiet and true.
Rumi smiled: "Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws that never cry out."
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
"You’re all far too mad for Earth-time to abide!"
It invited them all—shamans, dogs, and poets,
carrots and crates—things never to be forgotten. And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a St. Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“One more sip! One more screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
St. Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem pole that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 3
Then a UFO appeared, wide and gleaming:
“You’re all too crazy—hop aboard, thanks!”
Everyone climbed in: the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws—all of them.
And ever since, the cosmos sings into the night:
“One more round! One more screw! One more battle!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal! Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances, erotically clad!
A Cosmic Caper
Carlos Castaneda arrived in February,
with a kilo of wood screws in his hair.
Two Saint Bernards barked in perfect time,
“We need more vodka!”—and that’s no rhyme.
Seventeen Native Americans, caught in the breeze,
built something from screws and canopies.
Machiavelli cried, “A strategic masterstroke!”
While Marcel Proust in his memories soaked.
Ernest Rossi measured time in his mind,
as Bell’s Theorem called out, “Everything’s entwined—
connected, be it a carrot or a spirit!”
The carrots nodded: “How sexy, how hot—let’s hear it!”
Then came Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke, and Mann,
while Thomas de Quincey devised a plan:
“Two crates! One of champagne, one of vodka!
And off like greased rockets—right now, voilà!”
The number 6969 floated through the air,
granting a dream to every screwdriver there.
The Saint Bernards danced with empty bottles in hand,
the carrots engaged in acts far more erotic and grand.
But suddenly, Bell tore time clean apart:
Egypt! Snow! A February miracle, a work of art!
A pyramid rose, made of screws and wine,
the Sphinx was a dog—who refused to align.
Machiavelli shouted, “Power belongs to those who screw!”
Rilke composed verses, undisturbed and true.
Rumi smiled: “Everything is one, my friend—
even a kilo of wood screws, which never cry out in the end.”
Then a UFO appeared, gleaming and wide:
“You’re all far too crazy for Earth-time to abide!” It invited everyone: shamans, dogs, poets,
carrots, and crates—things one never forgets.
And even today, when the sun shines in February,
one can hear a Saint Bernard weeping in the cosmos:
“Another sip! Another screw! Just one more!”
For 6969—that is the cosmic club.
“Screws in the Cosmos”
Verse 1
Carlos arrived with screws,
Saint Bernards barked aloud,
seventeen Native Americans built
a totem that dared to stand tall.
Machiavelli remarked: “Clever!”
Proust pondered—and found himself stuck in a jam.
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and a carrot dances erotically amidst it all!
Verse 2
Bell tore time right in two,
Egypt came passing through,
the Sphinx was a dog with a hangover,
and Rilke wrote: “Oh, screw—perhaps later!”
Rumi smiled, gentle and vast:
“All is one—even the vodka, ready and waiting!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and The carrot dances erotically inside!
Verse 3
Then came a UFO, wide and bright:
“You’re all too crazy—hop in, alright!”
Everyone climbed aboard—the poets, the dogs,
the carrots, the crates, and the screws, too.
And ever since, the cosmos sings through the night:
“Another round! Another screw! Another fight!”
Chorus
Oh, 6969, you magical number,
Champagne, vodka—what a scandal!
Wood screws go flying, time has gone mad,
and the carrot dances erotically inside!
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Mittwoch, 28. Oktober 2026
Der Drache wartet Flieg mit mir Ein Drache zu Besuch Bildmotiv
fahfahrian, 18:58h
Ein sanfter, leuchtender Quantendrache sitzt ruhig auf einem Balkon, neben ihm eine Person von hinten, die vertrauensvoll die Hand an seinen Hals legt. Der Blick beider geht in die weite Ferne, ein klarer Blickfang ohne weitere Elemente.
Ein freundlicher, zahmer Quantendrache mit schimmernden, leicht durchscheinenden Schuppen aus Türkis und Gold sitzt ruhig auf einem schlichten Stadtbalkon, daneben steht eine Person in Rückenansicht und legt vertrauensvoll die Hand an seinen Hals. Der Drache nimmt die rechte Bildhälfte ein, die Person steht links, und beide blicken in die weite, offene Ferne; der linke obere Bereich bleibt frei für große Schrift. Im Hintergrund erstreckt sich ein Dämmerhimmel mit sanftem Verlauf von Tiefblau zu warmem Orange und winzigen Lichtpunkten, die an Quantenteilchen erinnern. Die Stimmung ist ruhig, vertrauensvoll und von stiller Weite geprägt, ohne Action und ohne bedrohliche Elemente. Die Farbgebung ist kontrastreich mit leuchtendem Drachen vor dunklem Blau, klaren Konturen und weichem Licht
Farb- und Stilhinweis
Ein tiefes Nachtblau als Hintergrund mit einem warm leuchtenden Drachen in Türkis und Goldorange sorgt für starken Kontrast, der auf hellen wie dunklen Oberflächen und in kleiner Vorschau sichtbar bleibt.
Ein freundlicher, zahmer Quantendrache mit schimmernden, leicht durchscheinenden Schuppen aus Türkis und Gold sitzt ruhig auf einem schlichten Stadtbalkon, daneben steht eine Person in Rückenansicht und legt vertrauensvoll die Hand an seinen Hals. Der Drache nimmt die rechte Bildhälfte ein, die Person steht links, und beide blicken in die weite, offene Ferne; der linke obere Bereich bleibt frei für große Schrift. Im Hintergrund erstreckt sich ein Dämmerhimmel mit sanftem Verlauf von Tiefblau zu warmem Orange und winzigen Lichtpunkten, die an Quantenteilchen erinnern. Die Stimmung ist ruhig, vertrauensvoll und von stiller Weite geprägt, ohne Action und ohne bedrohliche Elemente. Die Farbgebung ist kontrastreich mit leuchtendem Drachen vor dunklem Blau, klaren Konturen und weichem Licht
Farb- und Stilhinweis
Ein tiefes Nachtblau als Hintergrund mit einem warm leuchtenden Drachen in Türkis und Goldorange sorgt für starken Kontrast, der auf hellen wie dunklen Oberflächen und in kleiner Vorschau sichtbar bleibt.
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Dienstag, 27. Oktober 2026
„6969 im All“
fahfahrian, 07:57h
„Ein Kilo Schrauben, zwei Bernhardiner —
und plötzlich war das Universum schräger!“
Carlos tanzt mit Schrauben im Haar,
Machiavelli ruft: „Das ist klar!“
Bell reißt die Zeit entzwei,
Ägypten kommt vorbei —
die Sphinx ist ein Hund, die Karotte ist heiß,
und Proust schwimmt mitten im Erinnerungsbrei!
6969 — die magische Zahl!
Champagner, Wodka — kosmischer Skandal!
Schrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
und plötzlich war das Universum schräger!“
Carlos tanzt mit Schrauben im Haar,
Machiavelli ruft: „Das ist klar!“
Bell reißt die Zeit entzwei,
Ägypten kommt vorbei —
die Sphinx ist ein Hund, die Karotte ist heiß,
und Proust schwimmt mitten im Erinnerungsbrei!
6969 — die magische Zahl!
Champagner, Wodka — kosmischer Skandal!
Schrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
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Möchtest du, dass ich daraus noch eine **noch kürzere TikTok-/Shorts-Version** mache (ca. 30 Sekunden, mit Hook am Anfang)?
fahfahrian, 07:56h
Sehr gern — hier ist die **kürzere, frechere Liedversion** mit Refrain, basierend auf dem chaotischen Dokument. [ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws](https://ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws.com/web/direct-files/attachments/146304195/cf6d7fdb-9f54-4384-a82b-3d992615517c/paste.txt?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Checksum-Mode=ENABLED&X-Amz-Credential=ASIA2F3EMEYESQ5XUFU7%2F20261027%2Fus-east-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20261027T065502Z&X-Amz-Expires=1662&X-Amz-Security-Token=IQoJb3JpZ2luX2VjEB8aCXVzLWVhc3QtMSJIMEYCIQDpIeNrmYCDvforbqqMXXP7KlOZleXeSzlBjenC1HluDAIhAOef80LZnw4f642X1H6ubNkDVKlOOimof1NTVbEEeuWKKokFCOf%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwEQARoMNjk5NzUzMzA5NzA1Igwa%2F6nl%2FyPLF0dDSC8q3QS3kYL7B67w8JGJoQRtRuzEz%2BmAj%2FkNm61gyWHwbFWFkEQgmHEN2rIidqHrgR%2F2etIRTLnTLN3s3T1z1B10intiUxcM%2B9WcDmq%2Fg1BOh0Nsu5TXypZ05ZSWkwtAkkJccykQEFs%2Bsz0owwkttfV0M8n5C7pdjQ9KxuefaClADFuQvYUlCCSekwCuVc5g%2FbVlaFE8Drs7w2WubM07513p0gVsMKyvVVfvZEI%2Fbt9Dyol1N3u1c0wjckvIKRML%2FZYhPk0jFnPjA9lIqPq0D%2Fzyv8xUdnGYMEvwMa4a3r5XuvV05%2BJjoxZdlMbMVwKpIUGJocznbtYLfqv40EphK9yvofae7MMHUpnI5DKmwkS1zrt9G%2FhRkouIBAnTmRgioXRO1LOKfmY7QvElF%2BnCZzXWwrvnDS6y6KiP5nuKMetUnr5tFKvcDvIPSvD8OxfhzpEr06bj94%2Flb41HM4Re7p5gYeX8t7%2B74pkGbQcAd5O15OWpPl8nd9Ujw4KqCTMRjpS%2BAHe3SkoXd7VLQ2Oa1w2gNTJAbuYFB2I51gMuIPb3EVMJVzlsWMxAtDXjWXXGZG5ugABCVJKiDANOz%2FR9GfhDaZfn%2Fr5G%2BIrUg%2BvAUsksR4CpW64K16Uto6Yywy%2BaB%2Fk1n8Go9edzX0vt91bQxNm9ZCAfW7Rxs8iVaGxMMLTpDgGmYAJ4z6hun6%2FM%2FZM1WhZbdwbTq0zhKc0xguXMUyblQAE4MlgKjg4GvVOgGqEfXPysz393p%2BKpMeNR7ab%2FqR4YaeBF6QRaTWNa1Cg2PDWEK3okEJOABgTvE29MiWokQzDxhoHXBjqXAeqfu0hQxF67Aw1m2McO96VGm5st%2F1u4UClGS891PI9Kl7gOMgdqcbN%2BxkSSCYMn2x%2B9HdUtmdNWYvoZsLIhnnvWeGNNfssTlPKjG1%2FeXIh%2F3C15TeCCq4dM2VVxfmsqe5fVM2cfGbAGfGsb7ZBz3t3I7Hq3qYsoZOrZ%2B5U0U8K7I%2BVM6DyL28lVpYAq8j6S0Yu5I%2BrfQPs%3D&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&x-id=GetObject&X-Amz-Signature=7374409942422beffa0d8039f3f59973ade04aeed3f7858fb3594748c311748b)
## „Schrauben im All“
*(Ein sehr freches Lied)*
**Strophe 1**
Carlos kam mit Schrauben,
Bernhardiner bellten laut,
siebzehn Indianer bauten
einen Totem, der sich traute.
Machiavelli sagte: „Klug!“,
Proust dachte nach — und schwamm im Stau.
**Refrain**
Oh, 6969, du magische Zahl,
Champagner, Wodka — was für ein Skandal!
Holzschrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
**Strophe 2**
Bell riss die Zeit entzwei,
Ägypten kam vorbei,
die Sphinx war ein Hund mit Kater,
und Rilke schrieb: „O Schraube, später!“
Rumi lächelte sanft und weit:
„Alles ist eins — auch der Wodka, bereit!“
**Refrain**
Oh, 6969, du magische Zahl,
Champagner, Wodka — was für ein Skandal!
Holzschrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
**Strophe 3**
Dann kam ein UFO, breit und blank:
„Ihr seid zu verrückt — steigt ein, danke!“
Alle stiegen ein, die Poeten, die Hunde,
die Karotten, die Kisten, die Schrauben im Grunde.
Und seitdem singt das All bei Nacht:
„Noch eine Runde! Noch eine Schraube! Noch eine Schlacht!“
**Refrain**
Oh, 6969, du magische Zahl,
Champagner, Wodka — was für ein Skandal!
Holzschrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
## „Schrauben im All“
*(Ein sehr freches Lied)*
**Strophe 1**
Carlos kam mit Schrauben,
Bernhardiner bellten laut,
siebzehn Indianer bauten
einen Totem, der sich traute.
Machiavelli sagte: „Klug!“,
Proust dachte nach — und schwamm im Stau.
**Refrain**
Oh, 6969, du magische Zahl,
Champagner, Wodka — was für ein Skandal!
Holzschrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
**Strophe 2**
Bell riss die Zeit entzwei,
Ägypten kam vorbei,
die Sphinx war ein Hund mit Kater,
und Rilke schrieb: „O Schraube, später!“
Rumi lächelte sanft und weit:
„Alles ist eins — auch der Wodka, bereit!“
**Refrain**
Oh, 6969, du magische Zahl,
Champagner, Wodka — was für ein Skandal!
Holzschrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
**Strophe 3**
Dann kam ein UFO, breit und blank:
„Ihr seid zu verrückt — steigt ein, danke!“
Alle stiegen ein, die Poeten, die Hunde,
die Karotten, die Kisten, die Schrauben im Grunde.
Und seitdem singt das All bei Nacht:
„Noch eine Runde! Noch eine Schraube! Noch eine Schlacht!“
**Refrain**
Oh, 6969, du magische Zahl,
Champagner, Wodka — was für ein Skandal!
Holzschrauben fliegen, die Zeit ist im Irrsinn,
und die Karotte tanzt erotisch d’rin!
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im Februar,
fahfahrian, 07:55h
Carlos Castaneda kam im Februar,
mit einem Kilo Holzschrauben im Haar.
Zwei Bernhardiner bellten im Takt,
„Wir brauchen mehr Wodka!“ — und zwar exakt.
Siebzehn Indianer bauten im Wind
aus Schrauben und Baldachinen ein Ding.
Machiavelli rief: „Das ist strategisch klug!“
Proust Marcel schwamm längst in seiner Erinnerung.
Ernest Rossi maß die imaginäre Zeit,
während Bells Theorem rief: „Alles ist weit —
und doch verbunden, ob Karotte, ob Geist!“
Die Karotten nickten: „Wie sexy, wie heiß!“
Dann kamen Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke und Mann,
Thomas de Quincey zog einen Plan:
„Zwei Kisten! Eine Champagner, eine Wodka!
Und ab wie geölte Raketen — sofort, ja!“
Die Zahl 6969 schwebte im Raum,
verlieh jedem Schraubenzieher einen Traum.
Die Bernhardiner tanzten mit leeren Flaschen,
die Karotten machten erotischere Sachen.
Doch plötzlich riss Bell die Zeit auseinander:
Ägypten! Schnee! Ein Februar-Wunder!
Die Pyramide stand aus Schrauben und Wein,
die Sphinx war ein Hund und wollte nicht sein.
Machiavelli schrie: „Macht ist, wer schraubt!“
Rilke dichtete leise und wurde nicht raubt.
Rumi lächelte: „Alles ist eins, mein Freund —
auch ein Kilo Holzschrauben, das niemals schreit.“
Dann kam ein UFO, ganz glänzend und breit:
„Ihr seid zu verrückt für die Erdzeit!“
Es lud alle ein: Schamanen, Hunde, Poeten,
Karotten, Kisten, die man nicht mehr vergessen.
Und heute noch, wenn im Februar die Sonne scheint,
hört man im All, wie ein Bernhardiner weint:
„Noch einen Schluck! Noch eine Schraube! Noch eins!“
Denn 6969 — das ist der kosmische Verein.
mit einem Kilo Holzschrauben im Haar.
Zwei Bernhardiner bellten im Takt,
„Wir brauchen mehr Wodka!“ — und zwar exakt.
Siebzehn Indianer bauten im Wind
aus Schrauben und Baldachinen ein Ding.
Machiavelli rief: „Das ist strategisch klug!“
Proust Marcel schwamm längst in seiner Erinnerung.
Ernest Rossi maß die imaginäre Zeit,
während Bells Theorem rief: „Alles ist weit —
und doch verbunden, ob Karotte, ob Geist!“
Die Karotten nickten: „Wie sexy, wie heiß!“
Dann kamen Rumi, Ramirez, Rilke und Mann,
Thomas de Quincey zog einen Plan:
„Zwei Kisten! Eine Champagner, eine Wodka!
Und ab wie geölte Raketen — sofort, ja!“
Die Zahl 6969 schwebte im Raum,
verlieh jedem Schraubenzieher einen Traum.
Die Bernhardiner tanzten mit leeren Flaschen,
die Karotten machten erotischere Sachen.
Doch plötzlich riss Bell die Zeit auseinander:
Ägypten! Schnee! Ein Februar-Wunder!
Die Pyramide stand aus Schrauben und Wein,
die Sphinx war ein Hund und wollte nicht sein.
Machiavelli schrie: „Macht ist, wer schraubt!“
Rilke dichtete leise und wurde nicht raubt.
Rumi lächelte: „Alles ist eins, mein Freund —
auch ein Kilo Holzschrauben, das niemals schreit.“
Dann kam ein UFO, ganz glänzend und breit:
„Ihr seid zu verrückt für die Erdzeit!“
Es lud alle ein: Schamanen, Hunde, Poeten,
Karotten, Kisten, die man nicht mehr vergessen.
Und heute noch, wenn im Februar die Sonne scheint,
hört man im All, wie ein Bernhardiner weint:
„Noch einen Schluck! Noch eine Schraube! Noch eins!“
Denn 6969 — das ist der kosmische Verein.
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Ein Refrain könnte so klingen:
fahfahrian, 07:50h
Carlos, Machiavelli und Rumi diskutieren über die Bedeutung des Seins, während sie Champagner schlürfen. Ramirez und Garcia Marquez mixen einen neuen Cocktail, den "Zeitspiralen-Margarita".Thomas de Quincey und Thomas Mann philosophieren über Opium und Ästhetik, während sie Wodka pur trinken.Rilke schreibt ein Gedicht über eine Holzschraube, die die Welt rettet.Die Bernhardiner tanzen einen Walzer mit den leeren Champagnerflaschen. *Und die 6969? Die schwebt einfach so durch den Raum und bringt allen Glück.
6969, die magische Zahl,Champagner und Wodka, ein berauschender Schall.Literatur und Philosophie, ein wilder Mix,Holzschrauben und Spirituosen, ein kosmischer Fix.
6969, die magische Zahl,Champagner und Wodka, ein berauschender Schall.Literatur und Philosophie, ein wilder Mix,Holzschrauben und Spirituosen, ein kosmischer Fix.
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Ein kosmischer Klamauk, Teil 2
fahfahrian, 07:49h
Carlos mit Schrauben, ein schräger Typ, Tanzt mit Bernhardinern, ein kurioser Tripp. Indianer und Machiavelli, ein unglaubliches Paar, Spielen Schach im Sonnenschein, ganz wunderbar.
Proust Marcel schreibt mit Tinte aus Licht, Während die imaginäre Zeit vorwärts fliegt. Bells Theorem knallt, die Zeit reißt ein, Castaneda und Machiavelli landen im alten Ägypten.
Dort bauen sie mit Holzschrauben eine Pyramide grandios, Während die Indianer einen Totempfahl aus Schrauben errichten, ganz kurios. Proust Marcel schreibt über das Chaos dieser Zeit, Während die Bernhardiner als Sphinxen Wache stehen, breit.
Zurück in der Gegenwart, ein Durcheinander pur, Die Holzschrauben fliegen, ein kosmischer Stur. Bells Theorem flickt die Zeit wieder zusammen, Doch nichts ist mehr wie zuvor, ein wahres Durcheinander!
Proust Marcel schreibt mit Tinte aus Licht, Während die imaginäre Zeit vorwärts fliegt. Bells Theorem knallt, die Zeit reißt ein, Castaneda und Machiavelli landen im alten Ägypten.
Dort bauen sie mit Holzschrauben eine Pyramide grandios, Während die Indianer einen Totempfahl aus Schrauben errichten, ganz kurios. Proust Marcel schreibt über das Chaos dieser Zeit, Während die Bernhardiner als Sphinxen Wache stehen, breit.
Zurück in der Gegenwart, ein Durcheinander pur, Die Holzschrauben fliegen, ein kosmischer Stur. Bells Theorem flickt die Zeit wieder zusammen, Doch nichts ist mehr wie zuvor, ein wahres Durcheinander!
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mit Schrauben im Haar
fahfahrian, 07:48h
Castaneda tanzt mit Schrauben im Haar,Zwei Bernhardiner bellen zu einem Jazzpaar.Indianer und Machiavelli spielen Schach,Während Proust Marcel im Sonnenschein lacht.Die imaginäre Zeit tickt im Takt,Und Bells Theorem macht alles platt.
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